Munmun by Jesse Andrews

Author:Jesse Andrews
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2018-05-05T04:00:00+00:00

LIFEANDDEATHWORLD

Tray and Brand and me were strolling Mun World in search of shootemups when I saw her with a little crew of girls, judging handbags and phoneshells in an aisle of jewels and fraygrances.

Atfirst I thought where do I know this face, how is she familiar.

Why do I remember this girl outscaling me by four, why am I remembering hiding in garbage, did this girl pity me once and leave me sweet limewater to drink.

Does her family serve bowls of tangy creamy cowsoy in Sand Dreamough when it’s Neighborhood Souptime, ohmygod, it’s Grace.

Definitely it was Grace’s sweet freckly plumface, but no longer fourtimes bigger than mine, actually littler if you can believe it.

I stared a little too long, her friends noticed, mine did too.

“Don’t creep, bradpitt,” said Tray, smacking my skull, and we escaped into some gameboxes for testdrives.

Shootemups didn’t intrest me a ton but Tray and Brand loved all the various kinds. Infact I would say it was the only thing that brought Tray happiness. Be a starwarrior, be a batman, murder thousands of people, have nightmare adventures in hell, anything’s possible.

The tech was intresting to me atleast. Stand inside your gamebox, dash and twist on the threesickty treadmill. I enjoyed traveling limitlessly all over magical environments, a wildwest, a worldwar, a roadrage, magic sewer, lordoftherings, anchorwat, outerspace. It’s a little like Dreamworld actually, nowonder poors love escaping into it.

But the travel ends prettyquick when you get discovered by enemies and if you don’t have a childhood of playing these things, forget it, you’re useless. Die violently, tons of screaming, bloodandguts paint the boxwalls, plus mockingfaces, lol hey loser, how pathetic, you’ll never be goodenough to survive the miamivice no matter how hard you try, anyway why not try again, hey where are you going.

I stepped out cautiously but Grace was nowhere to be seen. So instead I watched cops try to dig some littlepoors out from burrows in the phone section, Mun World contains thieves and schemers always, cops patrol it twentyfourseven.

Secondtime I saw Grace, it was across the parkinglot, this time she was with some skinny nerd. This pimply scrawn held his foldphone for her to read, something he wrote forsure. She liked it though, was making nods and faces of, the surprising thing you wrote surprises me, wow, oh and now I’m laughing at the part where you made a stupid joke or something.

Meanwhile, Brand was showing me wrestlingvids on his phone, less delightfull viewing material forsure. Specifically these were vids of the Cram Jam.

Cram Jam is one of the annual battles of Yewess Wrestle Club, the Numberone In The Yewess And Worldwide It’s Numberthree Wrestling Entertainment Choice. This battle is, put thirty wrestlers in an enormous fishtank, all over the walls and floor are the slippery mouths of drainagepipes, goal is to cram everyone else into the pipes and flush them into the sea, winner is the last guy still in the tank.

So, excited Brand and pretending to be captivated me were watching enraged oily

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